Post by writingluver5 on Jul 6, 2006 20:42:07 GMT -5
Okay, I got this off an email and it's hilarious! Just follow the directions, and just post the sentence that fits you. Have fun!
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the
>> >>subject line and forward to your friends....and also, send it
>>back
>> >>to the person that sent it to you.
>> >>
>> >>Pick the month you were
>>born:
>> >>
>> >>January--I kicked
>> >>February--I loved
>> >>March--I smoked
>> >>April--I dry humped
>> >>May--I choked on
>> >>June--I murdered
>> >>July--I did the Macarena
>> >>with
>> >>August--I had lunch with
>> >>September--I danced with
>> >>October--I sang to
>> >>November--I yelled at
>> >>December--I ran over
>> >>
>> >>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>> >>
>> >>1-------a birdbath
>> >>2-------a monster
>> >>3-------a phone
>> >>4-------a fork
>> >>5-------a Mexican
>> >>6-------a gangster
>> >>7-------my cell phone
>> >>8-------my dog
>> >>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> >>10-------my neighbor
>> >>11-------my science teacher
>> >>12-------a banana
>> >>13-------a
>>fireman
>> >>14-------a stuffed animal
>> >>15-------a goat
>> >>16-------a pickle
>> >>17-------your mom
>> >>18-------a spoon
>> >>19-------myself
>> >>20-------a baseball bat
>> >>21-------a
>> >>ninja
>> >>22-------Chuck Norris
>> >>23-------a noodle
>> >>24-------a squirrel
>> >>25-------a football player
>> >>26-------my sister
>> >>27-------my brother
>> >>28-------an ipod
>> >>29-------a permanent marker
>> >>30-------a llama
>> >>31-------A homeless guy
>> >>
>> >>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> >>
>> >>White----------because I'm cool like that
>> >>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
>> >>Pink------------because I'm NOT a
>> >>homosexual.
>> >>Red------------because the voices told me
>>to.
>> >>Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>> >>Green---------because I hate myself.
>> >>Purple---------because I'm cool.
>> >>Gray----------because I was drunk
>> >>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> >>Orange-------because I hate my family.
>> >>Brown--------because I was high.
>> >>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>> >>None--------because I cant control myself
>> >>
>> >>Now type out the sentence that fits and post it!
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the
>> >>subject line and forward to your friends....and also, send it
>>back
>> >>to the person that sent it to you.
>> >>
>> >>Pick the month you were
>>born:
>> >>
>> >>January--I kicked
>> >>February--I loved
>> >>March--I smoked
>> >>April--I dry humped
>> >>May--I choked on
>> >>June--I murdered
>> >>July--I did the Macarena
>> >>with
>> >>August--I had lunch with
>> >>September--I danced with
>> >>October--I sang to
>> >>November--I yelled at
>> >>December--I ran over
>> >>
>> >>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>> >>
>> >>1-------a birdbath
>> >>2-------a monster
>> >>3-------a phone
>> >>4-------a fork
>> >>5-------a Mexican
>> >>6-------a gangster
>> >>7-------my cell phone
>> >>8-------my dog
>> >>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> >>10-------my neighbor
>> >>11-------my science teacher
>> >>12-------a banana
>> >>13-------a
>>fireman
>> >>14-------a stuffed animal
>> >>15-------a goat
>> >>16-------a pickle
>> >>17-------your mom
>> >>18-------a spoon
>> >>19-------myself
>> >>20-------a baseball bat
>> >>21-------a
>> >>ninja
>> >>22-------Chuck Norris
>> >>23-------a noodle
>> >>24-------a squirrel
>> >>25-------a football player
>> >>26-------my sister
>> >>27-------my brother
>> >>28-------an ipod
>> >>29-------a permanent marker
>> >>30-------a llama
>> >>31-------A homeless guy
>> >>
>> >>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> >>
>> >>White----------because I'm cool like that
>> >>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
>> >>Pink------------because I'm NOT a
>> >>homosexual.
>> >>Red------------because the voices told me
>>to.
>> >>Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>> >>Green---------because I hate myself.
>> >>Purple---------because I'm cool.
>> >>Gray----------because I was drunk
>> >>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> >>Orange-------because I hate my family.
>> >>Brown--------because I was high.
>> >>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>> >>None--------because I cant control myself
>> >>
>> >>Now type out the sentence that fits and post it!