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Jun 6, 2006 15:50:56 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 6, 2006 15:50:56 GMT -5
What's the politically correct way to call someone homeless?
Residentially challenged.
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Imp
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Jun 7, 2006 17:38:46 GMT -5
Post by Imp on Jun 7, 2006 17:38:46 GMT -5
Why is target confined to everything above the waist in sabre?
...because no sabreur wants to risk brain damage.
Sorry - bit fencing-centric.
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backgroundbob
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Jun 7, 2006 17:56:48 GMT -5
Post by backgroundbob on Jun 7, 2006 17:56:48 GMT -5
^^ Hah. I got that; I hear it about us hockey players quite often.
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skye
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Jun 7, 2006 18:03:00 GMT -5
Post by skye on Jun 7, 2006 18:03:00 GMT -5
Ha, fencing humor! Gotta love it...
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Jun 8, 2006 17:59:52 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 8, 2006 17:59:52 GMT -5
What do you do if you suddenly get the urge to take all your clothes off and run naked through the street?
Drink some Windex, it prevents streaking. ;D
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Jun 8, 2006 18:02:19 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 8, 2006 18:02:19 GMT -5
A guy's room mate goes for a vacation to another country. The room mate took the guy's mail key with him.
The guy calls up his friend and says, "Hey, you've got my mail key."
Guess what the room mate does. He mails the key back to the guy. ;D
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Imp
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Jun 9, 2006 19:54:31 GMT -5
Post by Imp on Jun 9, 2006 19:54:31 GMT -5
^^ Hah. I got that; I hear it about us hockey players quite often. Bob plays hockey? 0.0 Anyhow, more fencing humour - perhaps it won't go over everyone's head... What do you call a French Sabre fencer? - A Hungarian wannabee What do you call a Hungarian Foil fencer? - A French wannabee What do you call an American Fencer? - Immigrant
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sabradan
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Jun 10, 2006 1:21:40 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 10, 2006 1:21:40 GMT -5
I only got the last one. Har.
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sabradan
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Jun 10, 2006 18:23:33 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 10, 2006 18:23:33 GMT -5
This one most people won't get (unless they've been to Israel) but I find it hilarious.
An American, a Chinese, a Western European and an Israeli are all sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A guy comes up and asks them all the same question: "Excuse me, but whats your oppinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The American goes "Whats the rest of the world?" The Western European goes "Whats a food shortage?" The Chinese guy says "Whats an oppinion?" And the Israeli says "Whats excuse me?"
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Jun 10, 2006 21:49:50 GMT -5
Post by electricbluemonkey on Jun 10, 2006 21:49:50 GMT -5
I have got to say this...
Whats white, black and red all over?
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An interracial couple in a car crash.
Teehee...*runs away*
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Fand
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Jun 10, 2006 22:18:05 GMT -5
Post by Fand on Jun 10, 2006 22:18:05 GMT -5
Oh the randomness...
(1) "I am, therefore I think." (Putting Descartes before de horse.)
(2) Yo' mamma so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
(3) One day, Johnny went up to his father and asked, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?"
Not wanting to be viewed as sexist, Johnny's dad replied, "Well... he's not really either, Johnny. Or maybe... maybe he's both. He's both and he's neither."
Johnny nodded, and asked, "But is God black or white?"
"He's black and he's white," the father said, not wanting to instill any sense of racism in his son.
Johnny nodded again, but frowned. "Does that mean God's Michael Jackson?"
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sabradan
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Jun 10, 2006 22:54:36 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 10, 2006 22:54:36 GMT -5
badum-crash!
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Fand
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Jun 16, 2006 9:26:11 GMT -5
Post by Fand on Jun 16, 2006 9:26:11 GMT -5
All right: for all the Bushies out there, I apologize for this, it just had to be said.
Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?!
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writingluver5
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Jun 16, 2006 13:12:00 GMT -5
Post by writingluver5 on Jun 16, 2006 13:12:00 GMT -5
Bob I've told almost everyone I know that joke and it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Every single person guffawed (love that word lol) soooo loudly! lol
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skye
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Jun 16, 2006 13:30:43 GMT -5
Post by skye on Jun 16, 2006 13:30:43 GMT -5
That's brilliant, oiseaurebelle! I'm totally going to exalt you once my hour is up!
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