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Jul 6, 2006 15:38:41 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jul 6, 2006 15:38:41 GMT -5
Really? That's how I heard it.
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Jul 6, 2006 18:01:16 GMT -5
Post by MH Mijolnir on Jul 6, 2006 18:01:16 GMT -5
Actually its about the same now that I remember
When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the waters get chuck norris
Same...
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Jul 10, 2006 11:57:58 GMT -5
Post by Grif on Jul 10, 2006 11:57:58 GMT -5
Since this isn't really about anything that is going on in the entertainment field, I'm moving this to randomness.
*Moved to randomness*
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Jul 14, 2006 10:21:10 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jul 14, 2006 10:21:10 GMT -5
It's entertainment because it makes you laugh.
Why did Dairy Queen have a baby?
Because Burger King forgot to wrap his big wopper!
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Jul 22, 2006 10:04:46 GMT -5
Post by Firestarter on Jul 22, 2006 10:04:46 GMT -5
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is--”
“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”
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How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
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