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May 18, 2006 19:59:07 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on May 18, 2006 19:59:07 GMT -5
Make us laugh! ;D
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Imp
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May 18, 2006 20:01:00 GMT -5
Post by Imp on May 18, 2006 20:01:00 GMT -5
Why did the emo kid cross the road...?
He was cutting to the other side.
....Ha.
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May 18, 2006 20:35:48 GMT -5
Post by Grif on May 18, 2006 20:35:48 GMT -5
Ha nothing. Because you joke about cutting, I smite you.
*SMITE!*
Three men are by the Eiffel Tower when one of them bets that he can drop his watch from the top, and get to the bottom fast enough to catch it. His two companions bet they can do it faster.
The first companion drops his watch, runs down the stairs, and misses his watch. The second companion takes the elevator down, but still misses the watch. The first man drops his watch, goes down the stairs, eats lunch, does some shopping, returns to the Eiffel tower, and catches his watch.
In response to his bewildered companions, he said "I set my watch three hours short."
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Matt
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May 20, 2006 4:50:20 GMT -5
Post by Matt on May 20, 2006 4:50:20 GMT -5
Q: What do you call boats that deliver vampires their supper? A: Blood vessels. Q: Why are gardeners so busy at Christmas time? A: Because Santa tells them to ho, ho, ho Q: What did the mummy cake say to the baby cake when it was time to get up in the morning? A: "Are you rising?" I made them all up myself...pretty bad, I know
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Inertia
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just to prove the world was here.
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May 20, 2006 8:22:39 GMT -5
Post by Inertia on May 20, 2006 8:22:39 GMT -5
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
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sabradan
Senior Writer
The Godfather.
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May 20, 2006 17:37:22 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on May 20, 2006 17:37:22 GMT -5
How many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? I don't know, crocodiles can't fly.
Whats the best thing about emo pizza? It cuts itself!! ahahaha! (i know, grif, u dont find it funny... I find making fun of emos, however, funny as hell)
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May 20, 2006 18:00:59 GMT -5
Post by Areida on May 20, 2006 18:00:59 GMT -5
I'm sorry too, Grif, but the two emo jokes are funny as heck. Cutting's not funny, to be sure, but emo's are way too annoying and stupid not to mock.
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May 20, 2006 19:45:44 GMT -5
Post by triggerfingerxx on May 20, 2006 19:45:44 GMT -5
Why did the emo kid cross the road...? He was cutting to the other side. ....Ha. LMAO. stupid emo kid. Yo momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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May 21, 2006 1:57:01 GMT -5
Post by Grif on May 21, 2006 1:57:01 GMT -5
I'm sorry too, Grif, but the two emo jokes are funny as heck. Cutting's not funny, to be sure, but emo's are way too annoying and stupid not to mock. Fair 'nuff, but any flame wars over a joke will get this thread locked. Until then...
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May 21, 2006 10:42:25 GMT -5
Post by Areida on May 21, 2006 10:42:25 GMT -5
Your momma's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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May 21, 2006 10:58:31 GMT -5
Post by triggerfingerxx on May 21, 2006 10:58:31 GMT -5
I have 2.
1) a straightedge kid walks into a bar and orders a glass of milk....
2) how many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
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May 21, 2006 16:59:38 GMT -5
Post by Firestarter on May 21, 2006 16:59:38 GMT -5
I wouldn't call this a joke but it made me laugh a lot:
"fo shizzle my nizzle" definition
Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the original shorthand denotation of "Alas! An adversary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."
Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!
New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
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May 21, 2006 17:01:45 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on May 21, 2006 17:01:45 GMT -5
Your mamma's so fat that when she wears red people look up and say, "Hey, Koolade!"
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May 21, 2006 17:03:49 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on May 21, 2006 17:03:49 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that joke never gets old.
(It's true)
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May 21, 2006 18:22:13 GMT -5
Post by Areida on May 21, 2006 18:22:13 GMT -5
Your mamma's so fat that when she wears red people look up and say, "Hey, Koolade!" *laughing* That's awesome. I love "your momma's so fat" jokes. And that one about the catapult isn't bad either, Jack.
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