Fand
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Jun 17, 2006 10:18:03 GMT -5
Post by Fand on Jun 17, 2006 10:18:03 GMT -5
Thanks, skye! I feel so loved. ^_^
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skye
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cuz i'm not afraid of dying if you're loving me to death
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Jun 17, 2006 18:00:31 GMT -5
Post by skye on Jun 17, 2006 18:00:31 GMT -5
You are loved! Pick-up Line of the Week: I'm the love pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
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sabradan
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The Godfather.
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Jun 17, 2006 21:08:09 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 17, 2006 21:08:09 GMT -5
If we're going for corny pick-up lines, ive got PLENTY!
"Hey babe, are you swedish? Cuz you're the swedish thing I see!" "Hey babe, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see!"
And thats just for starters!
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Jun 18, 2006 12:09:09 GMT -5
Post by Areida on Jun 18, 2006 12:09:09 GMT -5
"Excuse me, you've got something in your eye... Oh wait, never mind. It's just a sparkle."
"Excuse me, you just dropped something. MY JAW!"
*feels girls back* "Oh, my mistake, they're just shoulder blades."
I love using cheesy pick-up lines on my big sister... She has to answer her phone, "Cadet Private ----, how may I help you sir or ma'am?" and so usually I reply with, "Let me count the ways..." or "ooh, kinky," or "dang, that was sexy" or something else stupid because she's sooo fun to annoy. XD
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sabradan
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The Godfather.
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Jun 21, 2006 21:05:39 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 21, 2006 21:05:39 GMT -5
Two atoms are walking down the street and one says to the other "Hold up, I've lost an electron" the other goes "Are you sure?" the first replies "Yes, I'm positive"
AHAHAHA
BADUM-CRASH!
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Jun 26, 2006 20:31:50 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 26, 2006 20:31:50 GMT -5
If you're rushing to get to the washroom and your finished when you're done, what are you in the middle?
European!
Incase some of you don't get it: Rushing: Russia Finished: Finland
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Jun 26, 2006 21:03:20 GMT -5
Post by CassandraJ on Jun 26, 2006 21:03:20 GMT -5
^ That one made me laugh, but I had to read the little "in case you don't get it" thing.
And here's a stupid one I thought I'd add in here, because if I'm going to post in the jokes thread I should at least tell a joke, should I not?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Jun 27, 2006 0:12:21 GMT -5
Post by MH Mijolnir on Jun 27, 2006 0:12:21 GMT -5
Dan...Lord...I actually laughed at that one.
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Jun 27, 2006 6:34:34 GMT -5
Post by Firestarter on Jun 27, 2006 6:34:34 GMT -5
Haha, yeah Dan that was funny.
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sabradan
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The Godfather.
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Jun 27, 2006 21:02:49 GMT -5
Post by sabradan on Jun 27, 2006 21:02:49 GMT -5
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Jun 29, 2006 19:49:39 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 29, 2006 19:49:39 GMT -5
This isn't so much of a joke as it is something to say to someone when they're making you mad.
If you ever come across someone really annoying and who won't leave you alone, here's what you say. "Boobs the size of basket balls you say?" And say it loud enough for other people to hear. ;D
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Jun 29, 2006 20:27:09 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jun 29, 2006 20:27:09 GMT -5
Here's lot's of blonde jokes.
She was such a blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to drown a fish. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. When she heard that 90% crimes occur around the home she moved. It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Fand
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Jun 29, 2006 22:16:02 GMT -5
Post by Fand on Jun 29, 2006 22:16:02 GMT -5
Okay, so this one's a little off-color. Kiddies, please avert your eyes; you have been warned.
Q: Why haven't men become completely superfluous?
A: Vibrators can't mow the lawn.
(meheh)
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Jul 5, 2006 15:15:24 GMT -5
Post by dynamo on Jul 5, 2006 15:15:24 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris jumps in a river he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised. ;D
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Jul 5, 2006 15:20:28 GMT -5
Post by MH Mijolnir on Jul 5, 2006 15:20:28 GMT -5
Thats not how it goes...
But I forget the right way...
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